- you carry your lab safety goggles around
with you at all times, just in case...
- you don't drink water, you drink H2O.
- you start disagreeing with movies and TV shows
on scientific aspects.
- you carry a base solution around with you
at all times, just in case one of those freak Hydrochloric acid spills
happen.
- you become very agitated when people refer
to air as Oxygen, and proceed to list all of the components of air.
- instead of writing ozone you write O3.
- you start referring to the smell of nail
polish remover as an acetone smell.
- you no longer ask for Tylenol, you ask for
acetaminophen.
- you actually enjoy going to Chemistry
class.
- you think a mole is a unit of amount,
rather than a small furry animal.
- you pronounce unionized as "un-ion-ized",
instead of "union-ized".
- you wash your hands before you go to the
bathroom.
- you start explaining the condensation of
water vapour every time your soda can has water drops and people think
water is coming out of the can.
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You
might be a Chemist if.......
